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作者: xianjiawu 时间: 2011-1-31 12:26 标题: 经典笑话：三只乌龟

三只乌龟来到一家饭馆，要了三份蛋糕。东西刚端上桌，他们发现都没带钱。大乌龟说：我最大，当然不用回去取钱。中乌龟说：派小乌龟去最合适。小乌龟说：我可以回去取钱，但是我走之后，你们谁也不准动我的蛋糕！大乌龟和中乌龟满口答应，小乌龟走了。因为腹中空空，大中乌龟很快将自己的那份蛋糕吃完了。可是，小乌龟迟迟不见踪影。第三天，大中龟实在饿极了，不约而同地说：咱们还是把小龟的那份吃了罢。正当他们要动手吃时，隔壁传来小乌龟的声音：“如果你们敢动我的蛋糕，我就不回去取钱了！”

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作者: zw9513 时间: 2021-10-27 22:09

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作者: zw9513 时间: 2021-11-20 17:55

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