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2011-10-11 04:14 rangeryida
中日之最短黄色小说比较

中国的最短篇黄色小说是这样的:
   男:疼吗?
   女:恩!  
        男:算了?
   女:别!
日本的最短篇黄色小说是这样滴:
   女:哥,你比爸强多了!
   男:是吗?妈也这么说!

2011-10-12 02:51 bluefalcon2012
牛,很棒,顶楼主,辛苦了!

2011-10-18 00:16 sanmu2825
强!

2011-10-21 23:35 micksen
太强悍了,用力的顶顶顶顶

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2015-12-15 18:39 aguankan
有趣搞笑顶楼主。

2015-12-20 07:14 aguankan
搞笑顶楼主

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搞笑顶楼主

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2016-1-2 14:25 wang6656481
牛,很棒,顶楼主,辛苦了

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